“Wipe them with vinegar,” you say?
With onion and green pepper.
Dipped in melted butter.
From Purity Supreme! (Which isn’t the name of a stripper, although it probably should be.)
Three of the random scraps of wisdom in this box.
With nutmeg and tapioca.
With lemon and margarine.
Or without a bottom crust, anyway. Or possibly a crumble.
The latter from a 1940s margarine ad.
With green pepper and onion.
A three-egg version.
Featuring everyone’s favorite sort-of-maple kind-of-syrup.